Yeah, I’m talking to you… and thats Ms. AKH to you
Glad to see that we have some new followers. (About frickin time!)
Happy to report that we’re on Posterous, Hub Pages, Stumble upon, Blogger, Facebook, Yahoo Contributor Associated Content, Tumblr and Twitter to name a few. And it should come as no surprise, (except to you clarks, who sometimes seem surprised that the damn sun rose, again), that we’ve had a tremendous increase in readership here at the Wakefield Doctrine ( the theory of clarks, scotts and rogers ). I’d like to formally thank our new readers for hopping on board. To our numerous visitors: keep on coming. The light bulb will go off. Promise. And once you get the Doctrine I know that you’ll be quite pleasantly surprised at how truly useful it is.
Been figuring out “who/which of the three types” those people around you are? Makes sense now, doesn’t it? Guess what? That’s the whole point of the Wakefield Doctrine. To better understand ourselves and those people in our lives around us, at home and work and school, you know, in life. A new perception of reality. Kind of fun, eh?
All of the pleasantries aside, I still don’t understand why you people are so reluctant to leave a damn comment. Stop looking around. You know I’m talking to you. By now you certainly must have grasped at least some, if not all of the theory of the 3 personality types (clarks, scotts and rogers) of the Wakefield Doctrine or you wouldn’t be coming back.
Yeah I know, maybe you’re afraid of sounding like an idiot. The Doctrine takes pride in the fact that we do not judge. How the hell do you think I got here? It may be intimidating at first but get over it. You’re completely anonymous. We don’t need a real name for the submission of a comment. Yo clarks, you can do it from the safety of your closet. Rogers you’ll be safe in those little herd-group things that you call your circle-of-friends (as if, lol). And scotts? Well I’ll just say this – you might hold back initially. Or not. Hell, you can scream at us if you want to. Afterall, it has been said of scotts: ”I scream, therefore I am.”
Wait a minute… You clarks and rogers are scared of the frickin’ scotts aren’t you? Gimme a f***ing break… you’re anonymous, remember?
So get your asses over to the Wakefield Doctrine and leave us a comment or ask a question. Once you make that first “contact” you’ll be relieved from all of the stress that commenting has been bothering you with. After that it’s a walk in the park.
What? Oh, yeah this link here will take you to the wildly popular Post that ran in February.
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