clarks talk, scotts act, rogers comfort

September 15, 2009 By clarkscottroger Leave a Comment

The primary and persistent topic of conversation here at the Wakefield Doctrine is:

…what do we say and how do we write it so that a total stranger, coming upon this blog, will Read, Understand and Follow (the directions) of the Wakefield Doctrine?

We know that once a person has grasped the basic concept, they will see the clarks, scotts and rogers who are all around them, which will then lead to a deeper understanding of both the Doctrine and it’s application in their lives…

…Blah blah blah. Enough already. AKH here. Below are pictures of the three types complete with captions. I mean really, how much easier can we make this for you guys? Just look at the title of this post. If that’s not enough you can even cheat if you have to (knuckleheads). How??!! You’re killin’ me. Go visit the pages about the three types. See the names down there in blue? Go ahead and click on them. (I can’t believe I have to give ’em a damn map. I know our readers are more intelligent than that…) What do I have to do? Hold your frickin’ hand?

Oh yeah, for some other clues go visit pain and discomfort, armchair stories and can I come out now

So, what do we think? (By ‘we’, I mean the represented constituency of the Wakefield Doctrine, i.e. clark, scott and roger.

Let’s just go ahead and ask them.

Shut up, shut up, I already said that I was the best of all you sorry excuses for personality types!!!! Just let me at those readers, I‘ll make ‘em understand, you’ll see. Just watch me.

Please, people, can’t we all just get along. I feel that you have upset scott, it reminds me of a story…

 Shut up with your f*cking stories, you BLT with a side-of-fries walking throw pillow. Do you know I am your master??!!…

I do know that and it makes me happy to see how that makes you feel when I hear you say the things that I remember hearing once in a….

Make him stop!!! Make him stop!!! His soothing voice is ketchup, his peaceful eyes are like those little round potatoes that have gravy just on the bottom half of them and….

Please?! Gentleman! We are in a public forum. We must conduct ourselves in a more congenial, and therefore more productive (in terms of the conveying of knowledge to our hypothetical…)

Shut up please

‘Public forum this’, you pedantic, overly talkative motherf*cker!!! I know your kind! And if I ever get a free second from my demanding schedule of intimidating and offending everyone that I meet who is not stronger than me, I’ll murderlize ya’

Really? I’m must say that surprises and disappoints me. I actually thought that we were making progress and combining our strengths so that….

Make him stop please, for the love of humanity make him stop. I get so sleepy when he goes on like that, so that all I can think of are the woods; find and run to the woods. With the correct clothing I can sleep under a bush somewhere…

Yeah go ahead, I’ll still find you, you NY Systems, up- the-arm-with-relish-and-ketchup-and-that-grey-sprinkly stuff-they-put-on-the-top-that-makes-you-drink-a-full-bottle-of-Coke…

Let’s stop here and think about…

think about this

 I feel you are both being totally non-Doctrinistical in your pre-insemination of the idea. All people with the proper eradication will know that what we have is the pineapple of human understanding…

Easy enough? I know you’re dying to tell who’s who. So come on, have a stab at it. Tell us and you’ll be eligible to enter our contest for the person who writes the best single Post explanation of the Wakefield Doctrine or at least properly identifies each of the three constituents. The top 10 winners will receive a hat for their damn heads.

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